of Philip Genuardi U na Simana ago you knew from the posters that Macari appizzati strategic strategy this year, surprisingly, is to Sborgia Montelusa of the Saghira mennololo flourished with the adjacent Festival International Folklore. Fistino in a big way, to the delight of montelusani and especially to campers from all over the island. Tourism in short, go go. The event has in fact been promoted on all broadcasters of the nation montelusana arrichiamato and temples in the city of hundreds, indeed thousands of tourists montelusani (very reliable sources indicate the presence of 50 000 tourists in the city of montelusani). It is a new form of tourism development skillfully over the years. How does it work? E 'semprice. You ask, but if Macari me in my country I want to organize my Saghira? And then you look behind the scenes. We explain how to Montelusa and then each of you if the organization applying the intuitions to their own situation, but I arraccomanno: follow the advice of this small manual. Scaccia here to continue reading
you promote a party with your friends Paisana to the rank of world event, Macari with the old excuse of celebrating the early arrival of spring in this land sbindurata, with almond flower etc.. Then arraffazzonano you a little about the hundreds of thousand euros to pay REGIONS pintaiote and accommodation in a sixteenth-century Christians brought in specially from different parts of the world (mainly from Eastern Europe better, cost less and are satisfied easily) in return for 'hospitality for a Simana Abballe healthy and beautiful singing for free in theaters of this great capital of world culture. The shows, with no need for unnecessary exorbitant advertising campaigns, so arrichiemeranno the attention of local residents and campers from other distant provinces of Sicily. Everyone, including paisan, a bona Simana behave as true tourists begging Calia and the myriad simenza scattered stands of the Avenue and the Sports field, throw and cartazze munnizza regularly on the ground, where he will piss more Commodus (trees, walls, corners, yards, etc..) spun-sugar and eat sandwiches with cake. All this delighted by spile of folk groups in strategic strategic enough to make it impossible for vehicular traffic in the city. And this from Sunday to Sunday. In the meantime, if necessary, during the Simana shows are organized in prestigious conference facilities, usually not used. In this case better than 70 percent if the shows do not come with a joyful fuck with folklore and spring. In any case, the result is amazing: the shows There are only four cats. A huge success. E 'possibbile submitted and any organization which is also the after-Saghira, a kind after-festival, presenting the initiative at a press conference at City Hall, and cancel the event jorn Doppo Pirch the place where you have Sborgia it did not fail the 'aggibbilità. For Sistim it will suffice that the owner of Tent inaggibbile that would host the after-Saghira convene a press conference and gagged in front of reporters. Very spectacular. And do not forget about it every night to make the increasingly gaghira Saghira. A Montelusa organizers jetta each other and publicly sputazzate and shoveling shit in order to feed the gossip.
At the end, the Sunday final, all burdillino is mounted close to the legendary Valley of the temples (if you have not arrangiatevi ARE TREATED lochescion a fit), which will be made more fascinating by accussi catate of shit and munnizza laxity hundred thousand Pirson (Muntu aricordatevi of the phrase "one hundred thousand Pirson" even if the Macari Abballe groups are just a few hundred Christians do still look great on TV and newspapers). E 'possibbile provision of Macarius the annacata prestiggio personality and authority for the awards. But in the end to give appointment to the next edition will not forget to declare solemnly that the jorn double yes Saghira think the organization of the next. Of course it is bullshit, but it scumazza and scarmazzo. You will have your Saghira you too. It will not be like that gaghira montelusana (requires experience and professionalism to set up the sciarra between the organizers and you can not always sufficiently arraggiarvi with your friends), but you have to settle for the great result. If in your country, in three thousand inhabitants will be a hit for a traspormare Simana your neighbors in tourists paiseddro propio. Macari not help to start the economy paiseddro, but Vocca ossiggeno of hoteliers is saying a pike. Aguriuna!
you promote a party with your friends Paisana to the rank of world event, Macari with the old excuse of celebrating the early arrival of spring in this land sbindurata, with almond flower etc.. Then arraffazzonano you a little about the hundreds of thousand euros to pay REGIONS pintaiote and accommodation in a sixteenth-century Christians brought in specially from different parts of the world (mainly from Eastern Europe better, cost less and are satisfied easily) in return for 'hospitality for a Simana Abballe healthy and beautiful singing for free in theaters of this great capital of world culture. The shows, with no need for unnecessary exorbitant advertising campaigns, so arrichiemeranno the attention of local residents and campers from other distant provinces of Sicily. Everyone, including paisan, a bona Simana behave as true tourists begging Calia and the myriad simenza scattered stands of the Avenue and the Sports field, throw and cartazze munnizza regularly on the ground, where he will piss more Commodus (trees, walls, corners, yards, etc..) spun-sugar and eat sandwiches with cake. All this delighted by spile of folk groups in strategic strategic enough to make it impossible for vehicular traffic in the city. And this from Sunday to Sunday. In the meantime, if necessary, during the Simana shows are organized in prestigious conference facilities, usually not used. In this case better than 70 percent if the shows do not come with a joyful fuck with folklore and spring. In any case, the result is amazing: the shows There are only four cats. A huge success. E 'possibbile submitted and any organization which is also the after-Saghira, a kind after-festival, presenting the initiative at a press conference at City Hall, and cancel the event jorn Doppo Pirch the place where you have Sborgia it did not fail the 'aggibbilità. For Sistim it will suffice that the owner of Tent inaggibbile that would host the after-Saghira convene a press conference and gagged in front of reporters. Very spectacular. And do not forget about it every night to make the increasingly gaghira Saghira. A Montelusa organizers jetta each other and publicly sputazzate and shoveling shit in order to feed the gossip.
At the end, the Sunday final, all burdillino is mounted close to the legendary Valley of the temples (if you have not arrangiatevi ARE TREATED lochescion a fit), which will be made more fascinating by accussi catate of shit and munnizza laxity hundred thousand Pirson (Muntu aricordatevi of the phrase "one hundred thousand Pirson" even if the Macari Abballe groups are just a few hundred Christians do still look great on TV and newspapers). E 'possibbile provision of Macarius the annacata prestiggio personality and authority for the awards. But in the end to give appointment to the next edition will not forget to declare solemnly that the jorn double yes Saghira think the organization of the next. Of course it is bullshit, but it scumazza and scarmazzo. You will have your Saghira you too. It will not be like that gaghira montelusana (requires experience and professionalism to set up the sciarra between the organizers and you can not always sufficiently arraggiarvi with your friends), but you have to settle for the great result. If in your country, in three thousand inhabitants will be a hit for a traspormare Simana your neighbors in tourists paiseddro propio. Macari not help to start the economy paiseddro, but Vocca ossiggeno of hoteliers is saying a pike. Aguriuna!
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